im such a bad fan like i haven’t caught up with any of the tv shows im watching (glee, doctor who, criminal minds, castle etc)
Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit." -Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)
why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
This point can never be repeated often enough.
I got a migraine and threw up because of this
this is your pilot speaking, yes we’re having difficulties, we’ve realised that this isnt actually a functionable plane but instead a very convincing lego replica
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.